Sexy Confrontations

This Video Made My Week!

2010-05-24T14:28:00.000-07:00

Getting Owned

2010-04-24T17:38:00.000-07:00

He was the student...I was the Bitch Teacher. And he schooled me lol. He made me take it all the way and if I didn't do what he asked...he threatened to tell the principal. Shame on him...but I loved every minute of it. He made me gag on his hard cock...made me want it...made me tell him I'm his little cock whore. He pulled me up by my hair and threw me onto the desk...slamming that hard dick into my pussy, and made me tell him I loved every minute of it. He took it out and slammed it deep into my ass, making me scream with every thrust. Alternating with a nice skull fuck. Ugh, he owned it. Made me scream his name...beg him to stop...but he didnt...and he still doesn't know. Although I begged through clenched teeth for him to stop...I LOVED every fucking minute of it.

Thanks S...You rock, baby :)

I ♥ Jokes

2010-04-13T08:16:00.001-07:00

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

- Gorgonzola!

- Wait, it is not on yet.

One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A pick pocket snatches watches.

Tata Tuesday!!

2010-03-29T18:41:00.000-07:00

A lovely music loving caller introduced me to this song. And it inspired "Tata Tuesday". If ya got em, let em hang...if you don't...show some appreciation to a pair near you ;)

Thank you, J

Enjoy :)

Position Of The Week #3

2010-03-26T10:17:00.000-07:00

The Mare's Position

This position refers to the technique used to hold the lingam (stick of light) with the yoni (sacred space).The reputation of the courtesan of the land of Andhra is firmly established. She is said to make love with consummate artistry. It is also said that, unlike the mare, it is she who climbs astride her male. And when the lover is well in hand, tamed, saturated with caresses, she seizes his lingam. Deep inside her yoni, she squeezes it, strangles it: it is the blow of a mare. Men would like to own her. Women, too, and among them good wives who seek to perfect themselves in the art of love. But the courtesan of the land of Andra is not for sale. She is already rich enough. Today she is said not to have a lover. And all her love goes to Babu, her elephant.

What is it about the mare’s technique exactly? This technique can be applied to most sex positions. The woman employs her vaginal muscles, those that contract at orgasm, to squeeze the penis as if milking it. This produces a highly pleasurable sensation in both vagina and penis. Through experimentation, the couple can know which particular position is most fulfilling when using this technique.

2010-03-14T18:46:00.000-07:00

I thought about you in my bed this morning....

yes....you were in bed with me.....sleeping next to me....

in one of my shirts......

light blue.....

I came thinking about you this morning .....very intense.

I just wanted you to know......

I thought you would be pleased....

did you see how hard I was?

you were laying on your stomach....next to me...one leg pulled up....and I rolled over....massaged your back....and your legs.....

and you reached back and touched me.

it felt good....you found how hard I was...and gently stroked me....

and I pull you over on top of me...and we made love...

Thanks, Doc :)

My Apparition

2010-03-10T09:34:00.000-08:00

I went to a thrift store, browsing for my latest piece of flair, and I found the most beautiful lace gown. I had no purpose for it, but it was only $5 and it seemed to be calling my name. So I made my purchase and left the store.

On the way home, I placed the pink and blue bag on the passenger seat and couldn't resist fondling the beautiful soft fabric.

I made my way into my driveway, and into my empty home, tossed all of my clothes aside, and slide the dress over my soft, warm body. My head began to swim, knees began to shake, and i fell lightly onto my chaise. Were those arms that just eased me down? I must be crazy.

Then I felt those fingers.

Fingers toyed with my toes, and crept slowly over my ankles. I felt a kiss on the crook of my knee, and kisses on the insides of my thighs. Oh, the soft caresses were so good. A searching tongue found its way to my lips and slowly began to lick my clit. Ugh, and those hands were softly kneading my thighs as that wet tongue slid up and down my quivering love box.

Oh my, I was tingling all over.

As that perfect tongue rolled up and down; left and right.......then finally, IN. That long, soft, luscious tongue, slipping in and out of my wet pussy, slurping every drop of me as fingers play with my tight ass.

I feel this Nonentity pull back, and blow air across my soaking lips, I moan fiercely and grasp the soft cushions of the chaise. Two fingers slowly parted me and a warm wetness covered the entirety of pussy as that tongue surged in and out of me like a piston. A finger wormed its way into my anus.

I roll and pivot my hips, allowing that powerful tongue to taste every part of me. Hands gripping my quivering thighs.

Yelling out, I felt the juices pour from me, as I collapsed in a sprawling heap onto my chaise.

And the room went black.

Position Of The Week #2

2010-03-08T08:14:00.000-08:00

THE YAWNING POSITION

The Kama Sutra instructs the woman to lie on her back and raise her legs.

When she raises her legs it encourages deep penetration and g-spot stimulation.

Fun With Rhymes

2010-03-03T11:16:00.000-08:00

Hickory Dickory Doo

I Drank His Goo

The Goo Ran Down

He Moaned A Sound

Hickory Dickory Doo

Position Of The Week #1

2010-03-01T15:36:00.000-08:00

THE POSITION OF THE WIFE OF INDRA

This position is recommended by the Kama Sutra as suitable for the "highest congress"--sex when the vagina is fully open and penetration is deepest.

The position is named after Indrani, the sexy and wildly desirable wife of Indra, the king of the gods; also rain and thunder.

Hello Love

2010-02-25T06:38:00.000-08:00

Introductions are in order.

I'm Clarice.

I love dogs, reading, and white wine....but there's nothing I love more than a nice dick.

Do you have one you would like to share?

Cum on in.

Sharing is caring, Sweetheart.

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I'll be waiting.