Getting Owned

He was the student...I was the Bitch Teacher. And he schooled me lol. He made me take it all the way and if I didn't do what he asked...he threatened to tell the principal. Shame on him...but I loved every minute of it. He made me gag on his hard cock...made me want it...made me tell him I'm his little cock whore. He pulled me up by my hair and threw me onto the desk...slamming that hard dick into my pussy, and made me tell him I loved every minute of it. He took it out and slammed it deep into my ass, making me scream with every thrust. Alternating with a nice skull fuck. Ugh, he owned it. Made me scream his name...beg him to stop...but he didnt...and he still doesn't know. Although I begged through clenched teeth for him to stop...I LOVED every fucking minute of it.

Thanks S...You rock, baby :)

I ♥ Jokes

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.

As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:

- Gorgonzola!

- Wait, it is not on yet.

One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?

A pick pocket snatches watches.